Wyndham Clark Dates Emily Tanner After Moving Her To Arizona

Joe Kinsey is back on the job for another Monday Screencaps update. He sat down writing this while freezing in Northwest Ohio, where the thermometer read 53 degrees that morning. That chill will likely turn into a balmy 76 or so by today. People from Texas and Florida probably envy that weather right now, just as we envy their February conditions.

You might need to catch a flight to Detroit if you want this kind of heat. Just remember to pack a hoodie for the ride.

The weekend brought some big news on the golf course. Wyndham Clark told everyone at The Masters that he is dating Emily Tanner. She graduated from Michigan State. Their relationship looks solid now because his career turned around in 2026 with a U.S. Open win. He also won the BMW Championship recently. Now Tanner is moving in with him.

Tanner revealed on Instagram while she was packing up her California apartment to head to Arizona. Clark saw that post during the BMW Championship and asked, "Where are you moving???" That reaction showed his excitement for their next chapter together. It was a powerful move by a man who takes charge.

Clark finished 2025 ranked 46th in the world. He is now fifth with just one tournament left before he and Tanner travel through the fall and winter. They are ready to go nuts on the road.

Prices for flowers are strange this late in August. Home Depot still sells pots of impatiens for $15 even though they will die in six weeks. Over at Lowe's, similar plants cost only $4. Why look at dying plants now? Mrs. Screencaps is running a six-week test with impatiens to decide what she wants for 2027. It feels like bringing up prospects from Triple-A for the playoff run.

If you have money to spend, buy Stihl battery tools. This note is not sponsored; I used my own cash to buy every tool I own. After eight hours Sunday cutting, edging, shredding, digging and ripping around the yard and garage, my advice to younger readers is clear. Invest in high-quality tools. My life changed when we upgraded our lawn equipment.

That said, a Ryobi battery pruner will cut off a finger just as well as a Stihl pruner. Save your money and buy the Ryobi instead. The job gets done no matter what you spend.

Screencaps Jr. deserves credit for taking charge of his fitness yesterday. He went on a personal training run alone. After returning home, he revealed it was a five-mile run. His average pace was 6:30 over the first 2 1/2 miles. Then he ran three hill climb gassers. Finally, he covered 2 1/2 miles home with a 7:30 average pace.

Then I made him pick up dog crap so I could get the yard dialed in for his birthday this Friday. That was his lesson today.

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Clay Travis says the NFL should offer a separate Sunday Ticket option to save fans money. A reader named Linda M. from Coeur d'Alene, Idaho, shares her story about paying for the package at her bar. She calls it a dive bar with lots of TVs and pool tables but no food. DirecTV is charging over $6,000 for the NFL package. That price seems ridiculous to her. She still has to buy it because Sunday football is huge in her town.

Joe Kinsey ran this story through Google Gemini. The AI estimates a bar would need to bring in an average of 15-18 extra patrons to break even. Those new guests must drop $25-$30 per person for the business to cover the cost. That is a steep price for any local owner facing such high fees.

Linda needs some hard numbers before she signs off on that big ticket for new TVs. She wants to know if the return on investment actually stacks up or if it's just another expense piling up. The real question is whether the bar sits empty and quiet every Sunday or if those screens pull a crowd in like nothing else can.

Bob from Cincinnati sent over an email this morning with something that stopped him cold. He loves reading the column, admits he tries to check it daily, but last night at 10:00 pm while watching Life with the Walter Boys, one of his driveway cameras suddenly sparked into life. The family had no reason to expect anyone around then.

He attached a video clip and offered his best guess that something flew through their yard or perhaps a drone wandered in by mistake. His wife was not thrilled about what she saw on her monitor. Have you ever seen anything like this pop up on your own security feeds? Kinsey leaned toward the idea of either an insect or a UFO, which is hardly surprising given the current climate of skepticism and wonder.

Some folks are already calling for Halloween decorations even though it feels too early for that kind of spending. Paul from Cincinnati says buying stuff right now is just a waste of good money. It seems like we are rushing into things before the season truly arrives.

This morning marks the end of today's notes because we are only days away from legitimate college football games hitting TV screens. They might not be perfect, but they will still offer something to watch while you relax outside. Let us all put in a solid week of work, get our patios dialed in for the big moments, and keep respecting summer until the fall season officially begins.